Because Mother Nature works in mysterious ways, we bring you the story of a frisky Ohio couple who recently got nabbed by the authorities. Reportedly, the couple, who, perchance, never heard of words like ‘bedroom’ and ‘intimacy’ started fornicating right on an elementary school’s playground, with dozens of toddlers and parents watching their ‘performance.’
Ohio Couple Told Police that They Didn’t Know It Was Illegal to Have Sex at School
On Sunday afternoon, the Ohio authorities arrested 23-year-old Jacoby Schmidt and 22-year-old Ashley Carelli, both from Canton, and charged them with public lewdness and several others related to exposure.
According to the authorities, several law enforcement agents were dispatched to the Walker Elementary School after a visibly concerned parent told the emergency dispatcher that a man and a woman were having sex right on the school’s playground.
Meanwhile, Schmidt and Carelli explained that they were on the school’s playground when they got a little frisky and simply let nature take its course. Unfortunately for the Ohio couple, Mother Nature isn’t always a fan of timing, and so, they ended up having sex right on the elementary school’s playground with dozens of children and parents watching.
Baffling enough, even after the authorities arrived and ordered them to stop, the couple kept on going, with Carelli desperately trying to cover her breasts. The deputies were kind enough to allow them to complete their tour de force before booking them a honeymoon suite in the county’s luxurious jail.
During their police interview, the Ohio couple claimed that they didn’t know it was illegal to have sex on a school’s playground. More than that, both were shocked to discover that they were being watched by dozens of people, including elementary school students.
Carelli and Schmidt will remain behind bars until their court appointment.
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